It’s Friday evening and its 4:50pm, I’m at work bouncing my leg up and down watching the time tick away in anticipation for my weekly nerd fest. 5:00pm finally roles around and I'm hustling my way out and I get the usual, “Have fun playin’ your Pokémon game.” or the cool people who know what’s up, “good luck tonight!” Of course they all just don’t get it… its FNM time!
So as of the past 5-6 FNM’s I’ve been playing this list:
4 Glint Hawk
4 Memnite
4 Ornithopter
3 Porcelain Legionnaire
4 Signal Pest
4 Steel Overseer
4 Vault Skirge
Creatures [27]
4 Dispatch
3 Glint Hawk Idol
4 Mox Opal
4 Tempered Steel
Spells [15]
3 Contested War Zone
4 Inkmoth Nexus
11 Plains
Lands [18]
2 Celestial Purge
4 Kor Firewalker
2 Mental Misstep
4 Shrine of Loyal Legions
3 Spellskite
Sideboard
This is the list that got 1st place at 2011 Japan Nats by: Ryuuichiro Ishida
I just want to say a few things about this deck. IT’S FUCKING AMAZING! I’m the splinter Twin Slayer with this monster. OK, so let just jump right into it. I get to FNM early to play some EDH with my bros. I can always count on Riley and Sean to be there early for a game or two. While playing a game, some totally douche is talking up how awesome he is, huge ego. He’s spitting some shit about how he plays somewhere in Milwaukee (the shop we’re at is in Illinois for reference) for free and wins prizes. I don’t know about this dude, but he has bull shit all over this breath. Then a man and his daughter, she can’t be more then 12, come into the gaming area of the story, it’s kind of sectioned off, and start playing and what looks like tuning there decks. So this Milwaukee kid starts swearing and I give him the “hey bro watch your mouth.” This douche just straight up replies with a “NO!” I tell him, “Look man there’s a little kid here just watch your mouth.” Then this ignorant piece of shit says, “Hey if her father has a problem with it he can say something to me.” I don’t know if the Ol’ man heard this or not but this Milwaukee guy is now forever on my shit list and I hope for his sake he never crosses me. EVER! Pairings are ready and we have about 15-18 people.
Match 1
I play this dude named Brian. Now Brian is a cool guy and is a super
good sport and everything. However, Brian see’s he is playing me and does
a last miniature deck change.
Game 1
Brian’s on some sort of RG elves homebrew
I take it down with ease and I don’t side board at all
Game 2
Brian takes me down with 2x Pyroclasm and 1x Slagstorm and 2x Natures Claims
I still don’t Sideboard because it was so close even with all the hate, so I
didn’t want to slow the deck down at all.
Game 3
I take it down fast and hard. (that’s what she said)
After game 3 he showed me his sideboard, 3x Natures Claims, 3x
Pyroclasms, and 3x Slagstorms. WOW, all for me! I've never had someone
build a deck at FNM just to beat me. I was almost flattered.
1-0
Match 2
I’m playing Rich, a guy from the old Comic Connections Crew. That’s
where we used to play FNM but they closed down. It was a sad time for
all of us. We now are all over at this current place, Dean's Dugout. Anyways, I always
like playing Rich because he has some of the craziest decks. He may call them
jank, but if you don’t play tight, that Jank is going to kick you in the
nuts and LOL at your face.
Game 1
Rich is on this white weenie soul sisters infinite life combo. I saw
a Day of Judgment this game but still had more gas to follow up with
and took him down.
Sideboarding was:
-2x Glink Hawk +2 Shrines of Loyal Legions (for the Wraths)
Game 2
I just over powered him with too many beats too fast.
2-0
Match 3
I’m playing Jeremy, this guy is a douche most of the time and plays
super smug. He makes a lot of play mistakes during our games, most of
which cost him the games. Jeremy is known for trying to brew. He
fails but at least her tries. I love to troll this guy since it’s so easy.
I play the devil’s advocate all the time just to get under his skin.
I honestly wouldn’t do it so much is he wasn’t so fucking smug. But
all in all he’s an OK dude, just needs a good kick in the ego a few
times to keep him humble and I’m willing to be the guy who does it.
Game 1
Jeremy is on BUG Pod. He makes a few misplays, the most critical being
not attacking with his nighthawk and taking my Contested Warzone
before sacrificing it to Birthing Pod. I’m able to use the extra mana
to cast tempered steel and stabilize my board and take him down.
Sideboarding is: -2x Glint hawks -1x Glint Hawk Idol -2x Memnites +3
Spellskites +2 Celestial Purge
Game 2
Jeremy even with play mistakes manages to beat me down. Sad panda!
Game 3
I take it down quick and easy!!
3-0
Match 4
I’m playing Dan. Dan is a guy who plays super tight and is a very
good player. I look up to him a bit since he is much better than me. He sees
things I don’t and has patients which I don’t have. I have to play my
games super tight around Dan or else he will use my misplays and just
destroy me. Out of all the times I have played Dan, I think I'm at a 10 percent win.
Game 1
Dan’s on Splinter Twin. I have a hard time beating this deck, but if
you play tight, you can destroy them. Dan has to Mulligan to 6, looking
good already. I come out of the gates blazing and he just can’t stop
it. I take this one down.
Sideboarding is: -4x Glint hawks -2x Glint Hawk Idol -1x Memnites +3
Spellskites +2 Celestial Purge +2x Mental Misstep
Game 2
Dan combos off super early and I’m done. Dan takes this one.
Game 3
This game is long. I can’t remember my opening hand but, I have
2x tempered steels and managed to get 2 down even after he countered
1. I have Dan on the ropes but I'm crapping my pants. It's been a
zillion turns and I’m sure he has a hand full of counter spells. He has
2x Deceiver Exarch on board and 2x Shine of Piercing Visions at like a
million counters. Dan plays the splinter twin and counters my celestial purge.
Dan then does the "Still had all Deez." A hand full of counter spells.
GG Dan!
3-1